*****RETRACTION***** STAR JONES DIDN'T QUIT, SHE WAS FIRED!!!!!!!

****For the Record and legal reasons***** I WAS NOT PRESENT DURING ANY CONVERSATIONS AND OR NEGOIATIONS BETWEEN ROSIE ODONNEL, BARBARA WALTERS, OR STAR JONES RENYOLDS!!!! THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION THAT DOES NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF "THE VIEW", ABC, OR WHOMEVER HAS MORE MONEY THEN ME!!!!!



It would seem that what I felt in my heart from the minute that it was announced Rosie O’Donnell was coming "The View" has come true. Star was Fired!!! she tells People Magazine. I wasn't there during the conversation and or negotiations between Barbara Walters or Ms. Rosie but I can imagine it went something along the lines of:

Babs: Hey Rosie, You know Meredith just got a very lovely offer from NBC to replace that bitch Catie Couric.

Rosie: I heard while I was on my Gay Cruise who do you have as a replacement?

Babs: Rosie I want you to take the helm. You’ve had your own show and people like you I think it would be a wonderful addition.

Rosie: I could be interested but you know I don’t get along with that Bitch Star Jones!!

Babs: I’m aware of your tift with her and I can understand why. She has truly disconnected with our audience since her weight loss, and extremely public wedding to AL (laughs out loud) and I can promise you that she won’t be a problem.

Rosie: So what are you saying?

Babs: If you decide to come on our show we will get rid of her.

Rosie: That will teach that Bitch to not f@#$ with the lesbians.

Babs: So you’ll do it???

Rosie: Only if you promise me that Star Jones won’t be there.

Babs: I promise!! But just one thing we cater to Middle America. As you know most of our viewing audience is stay at home moms.

Rosie: I understand Barbara its my old market remember??

Babs: Well Rosie it really isn’t you used to come on at 3pm right before Oprah.

Rosie: Oh yea so what’s your point???

Babs: I need you to realize that your lesbian hair cuts wont do on “The View”. I am going to put that in your contract that you cannot under any circumstance cut your hair in any lesbionic way.

Rosie: Lesbionic??

Babs: Yes it’s my new word for those type of cuts

Rosie: O.K.

Babs: Great Welcome ABOARD!!!!!!!