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    JUMP-OFF AGREEMENT

    Doesn’t it seem that we sometimes confuse the difference between a friend and a jump-off? How many relationships have you had that started out as just sex, but somehow manifested itself into an actual relationship? No matter how short? How many times have you done a favor for a jump-off, when you know you shouldn’t have? Ever loan a jump-off money? If you have answered "yes" to any of these questions, then this agreement below is for you. This agreement will ensure, that you won’t be put into unnecessary drama with your consensual sexual partner. I saw this “Jump-Off Agreement” online and decided to share it with all of you. I got a chuckle, and thought to myself”You’d have to be a tough person to follow every rule, but it would protect you in a lot of ways!” Check it out, and print it out(if your that bold). I try to offer information, no matter how silly…I hope you all enjoy!!!!!!


    This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
    1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
    2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
    3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
    4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
    5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
    6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
    7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
    8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
    9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
    10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
    11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
    12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
    13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
    14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
    15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
    16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
    17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
    18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
    19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
    20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.* EXTRA TIP
    FOR SUCCESSFUL A JUMP-OFF: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating

    PartySignature_______________________________________Date: ________________Participating

    PartySignature_______________________________________Date: ________________


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