MISS JONES TRIES TO BE SLICK..AND I WONT STAND FOR IT!!!
By L.T. Dinwiddie
There I was pouring my morning Parrot Bay Mango Rum and Pineapple juice, hey some call it an addiction..I call it breakfast, when I received an email alert regarding Miss “Damn” Jones.
It seems the Hot 97 “Slob Jock” is following in the footsteps of Wendy Williams yet again by penning a memoir. In her new book "Have You Met Miss Jones? The Life and Loves of Radio's Most Controversial Diva" (Ballantine), Jones attempts to capitalize off her boring and uninteresting life. The singer turned radio personality is dishing dirt…well that’s a strong word, let’s say dust on everyone from Busta Rhymes, to The Notorious BIG.
In the new book she talks about love making with Busta Rhymes. Jones openly recalls how well endowed he is and how self efficient he became after each session by frying up “his own egg sandwich”. Funny how she didn’t mention the lube, dildos, or gay porn that I’m told is Busta’s sex toy’s of choice.
Jones also decided to talk about former Hot 97 Queen Wendy Williams by saying "After all of her years in radio, [she] has not elevated above curb level in terms of paving the way for other women in radio. Disappointing.”
Now you all know I love me some Wendy. So you know I won’t stand for a “washed up singer who couldn’t make it in the music business, so she try’s out radio as a second choice, and cant create her own identity let alone her own radio concept without biting of the queens radio style and business ventures.”
When you listen to Miss Jones morning program and tune into Wendy’s The Wendy Williams Experience (WBLS) at 2pm they have tons of similarities. The only difference is Wendy Williams is the original, and Jones is a poorly outlined carbon copy.
Williams is nationally syndicated. Jones is only known in the Tri state area. Wendy has scholarship programs for young aspiring business women. Jones has a VIP card at Dunkin Doughnuts.
Jones needs to sit her ass down somewhere. Because the only thing that disappoints you (Jones) is that Wendy came up through the ashes at HOT 97 to become the Queen of All Media! She’s got New York Times Best Sellers, a popular television show, a new feature film; her own nationally syndicated radio program, her own column in Life&Style, and money out the ass so that she, Hood Heff, and little Kev will never want for anything in life. And you’re simply known as Miss Jones…
Wendy’s success alone acts as a shining beacon of hope for all women…hell all people. We all watched her crumble right before our eyes, and also watched her proverbial rebirth to become a pioneering business woman she is today.
What in the hell do you have some washed up stories of Busta, Lil Kim and Biggie? Get the fuck outta here… FULL STORY
There I was pouring my morning Parrot Bay Mango Rum and Pineapple juice, hey some call it an addiction..I call it breakfast, when I received an email alert regarding Miss “Damn” Jones.It seems the Hot 97 “Slob Jock” is following in the footsteps of Wendy Williams yet again by penning a memoir. In her new book "Have You Met Miss Jones? The Life and Loves of Radio's Most Controversial Diva" (Ballantine), Jones attempts to capitalize off her boring and uninteresting life. The singer turned radio personality is dishing dirt…well that’s a strong word, let’s say dust on everyone from Busta Rhymes, to The Notorious BIG.
In the new book she talks about love making with Busta Rhymes. Jones openly recalls how well endowed he is and how self efficient he became after each session by frying up “his own egg sandwich”. Funny how she didn’t mention the lube, dildos, or gay porn that I’m told is Busta’s sex toy’s of choice.
Jones also decided to talk about former Hot 97 Queen Wendy Williams by saying "After all of her years in radio, [she] has not elevated above curb level in terms of paving the way for other women in radio. Disappointing.”
Now you all know I love me some Wendy. So you know I won’t stand for a “washed up singer who couldn’t make it in the music business, so she try’s out radio as a second choice, and cant create her own identity let alone her own radio concept without biting of the queens radio style and business ventures.”
When you listen to Miss Jones morning program and tune into Wendy’s The Wendy Williams Experience (WBLS) at 2pm they have tons of similarities. The only difference is Wendy Williams is the original, and Jones is a poorly outlined carbon copy.
Williams is nationally syndicated. Jones is only known in the Tri state area. Wendy has scholarship programs for young aspiring business women. Jones has a VIP card at Dunkin Doughnuts.
Jones needs to sit her ass down somewhere. Because the only thing that disappoints you (Jones) is that Wendy came up through the ashes at HOT 97 to become the Queen of All Media! She’s got New York Times Best Sellers, a popular television show, a new feature film; her own nationally syndicated radio program, her own column in Life&Style, and money out the ass so that she, Hood Heff, and little Kev will never want for anything in life. And you’re simply known as Miss Jones…
Wendy’s success alone acts as a shining beacon of hope for all women…hell all people. We all watched her crumble right before our eyes, and also watched her proverbial rebirth to become a pioneering business woman she is today.
What in the hell do you have some washed up stories of Busta, Lil Kim and Biggie? Get the fuck outta here… FULL STORY
Labels: Wendy Williams
posted by IM OVER IT at 7/11/2007
2 Comments:
What I don't understand is why does she call her husband hood hef? Does he have a 6 other women he sleeps with but wendy is the main chick he goes to bed with every night? Why is charglemagne the god? He's certainly not someone I would be pray to.
Why is hood's head always cock to the side in every picture I have seen of him and I never get to see his full face. Is he that ugly?
Thank you LT! I thought the same thing when I read about Miss jones book. I'm glad someone took the words right out of my mouth. Miss Jones wish she would achieve half of the success Wendy has in her lifetime.
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