JENNIFER LOPEZ NEEDS TO SIT HER ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE!!

By L.T. Dinwiddie
No disrespect to my personal favorites Melinda Doolittle , and Jordin Sparks. But you know that American Idol is scraping the bottom of the talent barrell when they have the audacity to allow, lip synching pro, Jennifer Lopez to offer vocal advise to this years contestants.

Jennifer is about as vocally talented as as Sanjya (yea I said it). While I realize that she may light up the silver screen with her "acting" ability. That doesn’t mean a hill of beans in a singing competition.

Also, is it me or are American Idol contestants starting to become too damn old ? I love Melinda’s voice but she looks like an elderly school teacher trying to recapture her youth. And Lakeisha—please! I think the 16-25 rule should be reinforced.

While all the black leaders are preparing boycotts against that damn Don Imus. I think I will start one of my own, addressing a much more pressing issue: Corny Reality Television. Since racism will obviously be here forever, we're going to always need American Idol based shows to bring us all together to gather, in harmony, around the office watercooler.